Dr. Dreamy and Me

I think mga dalawang beses na akong na-food poison. Yung first dahil sa hotdog sandwich. Yung second was dahil sa di masyadong luto na pork barbecue. Actually napansin ko na iba ang lasa nung barbecue. Parang hilaw. Still, di ko binalik and naka-ubos pa ako ng lima. Hahaha! Da! Merese! Lol

The next day, dinala na ako nina Cha and Je sa hospital. Diretso kami emergency room then I was asked to lie down. When you’re in an emergency room, you’d expect tender loving care. But I was “accommodated” by nightmare nurse.

Nightmare nurse: Do this. (She made a move like an arm curl. Parang she was flexing her muscles.)
Me: Ok. (As confused as I was by her instruction, I followed her.)
Nightmare nurse: Hindi ganyan. Just make a fist. (Asar na ang tono. Strikta.)
Me: Ah ok. Sorry. (Tumatawa na kami pero siya serious. Halatang ashar na.)
Nightmare nurse: I’ll inject you with meds para di ka na magsuka.
Me: Sige. Thanks. So, I’ll feel better na in a few hours?
Nightmare nurse: Hindi. Mamatay ka na bukas.
Me: Oi, simbako! Knock on wood!

Nagtinginan na lang kami ng friends ko. Stifling our amusement sa nurse who was obviously having a bad day. Lol

After a few minutes, dumating ang doctor. Cutie. Haha! He asked me a few questions. It went something like this…

Dr. Dreamy: So how are you feeling?
Me: Nahihilo and nasusuka. (Pacute. Lol)
Dr. Dreamy: You’ll feel better na in awhile. Kung pwede lugaw muna ang kainin mo and avoid oily food.
Me: Ok
Dr. Dreamy: Nagtatae kaba?

Parang ayaw kong sagutin ang tanong. Hahaha

Me: Uhm… Once pa lang today.
Dr. Dreamy: Anong color?

Omg. Stop! Kaulaw na. Hahaha

Me: Parang greenish brown?
Dr. Dreamy: Anong amoy?

Ano daw??? Tama ba ang naririnig ko??? Hahaha! Shouldn’t you be asking for my number? Hahaha! Natawa ako sa tanong pero pinigilan ko lang. That was the weirdest question I’ve ever heard. So giklaro ko…

Me: Uhm… Like what do you mean?
Dr. Dreamy: Anong amoy? Can you describe the scent?

Great! I’m having a conversation with a cute doctor and he’s asking kung anong amoy ng tae ko? WTF. Hahaha! This is embarrassing! Lol

Me: Uhm… I really dunno. Mabaho? Di ko naman gud talaga inamoy.”
Dr. Dreamy: (Half-smiling) Ah ok. Sige balikan kita in awhile. Antayin lang natin ang results mo.”
Me: Ok. Thanks doc. (Isip2 ko… I love you. Hahaha)

Then he came back and told me na negative ako sa amoeba or any infection. After giving me my prescriptions, he sent me home. Pwedeng di na umuwi? Hahaha!